The First GNU

By: MaJoC < Martin.J.Carter@nottingham.ac.uk>

[Mark] Original: The First Noel (by: Traditional carol)
[Mark] Comments:
Apologies (I *think*) for the LaTeXism in the second verse.

The First GNU

The first GNU that Stallman did give
Was to certain poor users at screens where they lived
At screen where they lived, wrecking code and text
For the syntax of TECO did leave them perplexed
GNU, GNU, GNU, GNU
Emacs is RMS through and through

He hackéd on and work'd in C
To improve its response and efficiency
Efficiency was his intent
So it wolfs resources where'er it's sent
GNU, GNU, GNU, GNU
Emacs is RMS through and through

And by the light of that same core
Built the biggest library ye ever saw
Which hath more hooks than a fly-fisher's hat
And a Tech Reference writ by a true Lispocrat
GNU, GNU, GNU, GNU
Emacs is RMS through and through

When thou hast writ thy visited file
If it be e-lisp, thou canst it compile
And hooks employ, and a key-sequence set
And thou makest its gloriousness greater yet
GNU, GNU, GNU, GNU
Emacs is RMS through and through

So how to quit once thou art through?
Clearly Esc-Meta-Altmode-Cokebottle-Shift-Q
But with Zippy and GNews and Eliza as well
Ye need never again seek the prompt of a shell
GNU, GNU, GNU, GNU
Emacs is RMS through and through

So let us all our voices swell
Praise Stallman for his GPL
Which giveth wond'rous things for naught
And his creed of software freedom hath taught
GNU, GNU, GNU, GNU
Emacs is RMS through and through

This parody Copyright © 1996, 1998 Martin J Carter

[Mark] Filkstamp: Tue, 2 Jan 1996 12:52:11

[Mark] Last source change: Thu May 1 21:00:30 1997

[Mark] HTMLised by Perl: Tue Jan 20 21:11:02 1998

[Mark] Last modified: Thu May 1 21:00:30 1997

[Mark] Filkmaster: MaJoC < Martin.J.Carter@nottingham.ac.uk>

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